The Afternoon

It is now the afternoon. How unfair to all other times that so much of the day is denied its own individuality, and must be referred to only as relates to one specific time - a time which, if viewed objectively, is really no better than any other? How would the spring season feel if we called it merely Post-March? Should we suddenly re-name the current Year of our Lord "Sometime After 2000?"

Just kidding, I don't really care.