Who Reads This Shit?

Who reads blogs, anyway? Certainly not me. Who am I writing this for, exactly? Am I just writing this for my own amusement? Perhaps. Perhaps. If you're reading this, let me know a) who you are, b) why you're reading this, c) what you think of it, and d) all of the above.

I would tell you a little something about myself, but as I currently have no proof that anyone other than myself is reading this shit, I don't see the motivation.